Category: Humour

  • Artist Beryl Cook’s Original – New record value auction, July 2nd 2008

    As per my post in May the artist Beryl Cook sadly passed away.

    On July 2nd 2008, Bonhams of London held an auction of British artwork and the Beryl Cook Originals for sale broke the previous world record amount for her work!

    ‘Granny with her Pet Mouse’ by Beryl Cook:

    ‘Granny with her Pet Mouse’ has set the new record and sold for a whooping £69,600 Sterling.

    And another original: ‘Dolphin’ reached £66,000. Bare in mind the previous record was £28,800 that is quite unbelievable. It means all her Originals, Limited Edition artwork, including lithographs and silkscreens, will now be even more of an excellent investment for her collectors.

    Many feel Beryl Cook, before she died, was Britain’s most popular artist and the most instantly recognisable in the UK, I suspect this will remain the same for many years to come.

    Some useful links:

    http://www.easier.com/view/Home_and_Garden/Interiors/article-188776.html
    http://auctionpublicity.com
    http://www.bonhams.com
    http://www.governmentauctionsuk.co.uk/news.php?newsid=8923

    thanks

    Russell

  • Cow-A-Bunga! Cows vs The Art World – Caroline Shotton shows us how!

    Has the Art world now officially gone as a Mad as a Milk Maid?

    UK Artist Caroline Shotton has taken the bold step in repainting in her own ‘Milky Way’ some the ‘Great Masters’ in history and putting them in Cow form. These Limited Edition prints are ‘Moovelous’!

    Moona Lisa by artist Caroline Shotton

    Caroline Shotton painting: ‘Moona Lisa’ (2007)
    vs.
    ‘Mona Lisa’ by Leonardo Da Vinci
    (painted circa 1503–1506)

    Moona Lisa by artist Caroline Shotton

    The Cow With The Pearl Earring by artist Caroline Shotton

    Caroline Shotton painting: ‘The Cow with a Pearl Earring’ (2007)
    vs.
    ‘Girl with a Pearl Earring’ by Johannes Vermeer
    (painted circa 1665-1666)

    The Cow With The Pearl Earring by artist Caroline Shotton

    The Laughing Cowvalier by artist Caroline Shotton

    Caroline Shotton painting: The ‘Laughing Cowvalier’ (2007)
    vs.
    ‘Laughing Cavalier’ by Frans Hals
    (painted 1624)

    The Laughing Cowvalier by artist Caroline Shotton

    The Moo by artist Caroline Shotton

    Caroline Shotton painting: ‘The Moo’ (2007)
    vs.
    ‘The Scream’ by Edvard Munch
    (series of paintings 1893)

    The Moo by artist Caroline Shotton

    The Persistence Of Moomory by artist Caroline Shotton

    Caroline Shotton painting: ‘The Persistence of Moomory’ (2007)
    vs.
    ‘The Persistence of Memory’ by Salvador Dali
    (painted 1931)

    The Persistence Of Moomory by artist Caroline Shotton

    The Smooch by artist Caroline Shotton

    Caroline Shotton painting: ‘The Smooch’ (2007)
    vs.
    ‘The Kiss’ by Gustav Klimt
    (painted 1907)

    The Smooch by artist Caroline Shotton

    I personally love these and find them a very confident statement on Caroline Shotton’s part. Some really great painting, not to mention creativity, went into these pieces. You really have to these pieces in the flesh to appreciate them fully. Everyone who has seen them has commented how the pictures have grown on them and how their favourite of the 6 keeps changing.

    The frames on the 4 framed pieces are about 4” wide but are light in colour and give the pieces both a modern and contemporary feel at the same time. The other 2 are Box Canvases, the style Caroline has made all her own in recent years.

    thank you

    Russell

  • Lord Of The Rings – What’s Gandalf upto nowadays? – artist Paul Horton

    I recently saw some great pieces of artwork and they made me think of Gandalf from Lord Of The Rings!…
    ‘The Secret Path’ by artist Paul Horton:

    ‘The Secret Path' by artist Paul Horton

    Well take a look at these pictures and tell me what you think the story is behind each? What’s Gandalf up to nowadays?

    Well ‘The Secret Path’ is obvious…it’s late at night and Gandalf was indoors watching X-factor on TV and realized he was all out of Coca Cola and Pringles and he decided to nip to the 24 hour garage for some supplies.

    He lives in a nice part of town but it’s very cold and they get a lot of snow….oh yes and his torch (flash light) ran out of batteries so he had to take a lantern!

    ‘When Magic Calls’ by artist Paul Horton:

    ‘When Magic Calls’ by artist Paul Horton

    Oh my god this is so obvious….the family at No.10 are throwing a birthday party for there 7 year old and they have hired a children’s entertainer…little did they know that they hired someone who does real magic!…That’s Gandalf there, he’s just arrived but unfortunately even he is not powerful enough to know which house is No.10, there’s no door numbers!

    ‘Shadowlands – Resin Sculpture’ by artist Paul Horton:

    ‘Shadowlands – Resin Sculpture’ by artist Paul Horton

    Ok well again I know straight away what happened. Gandalf arrived at the 24 hour garage but decided to rush the attendant too much to get his Pringles…little he did he know that the guy was the evil lord Sauron in disguise or was he a Nazgul? I can’t quite remember…anyway basically Gandalf was rude to him and he got turned into stone…only the lantern remained.

    I wonder if the artist Paul Horton, who created these pictures and sculptures, knows the story behind them as well as me? lol

    This is my favourite, I think it’s taken from Gandalf’s driving license!
    ‘The Wizard’ by artist Paul Horton:

    ‘The Wizard' by artist Paul Horton

    thank you

    Russell

  • Spongebob Squarepants – I could do better than that!

    SpongeBob SquarePants & Patirck Star

    I’ve always been a big fan of modern cartoons and animated series. I just love the artwork of the shows. But the question I have for you is, do you think you could draw better cartoon characters?

    Most people I speak to say to me “I could do better than that!, it’s easy to draw cartoons” but thinking about it, I really don’t buy into this. I think people answer like that for 2 reasons:

    (1) ‘The cartoon’s jokes are often very childish and unsophisticated’ – rocks falling on heads, eyes bulging out when a character is surprised lol, so a person thinks…this is childish and so the Artwork itself is childish and I could easily do better…Not so!

    Southpark characters: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman & Kenny McCormick

    (2) ‘Most of it is done with computer animation, the computer does all the work!’ Yes there is case for this, that lots of cartoons are done with computers, such as Southpark or the Simpson’s movie used computers at certain points etc…But…

    Mr. Garrison & friend from Southpark

    …you are forgetting that the hard part is the initial design of the characters and how each setting or character complements the next one. (So simplistic a task you may think?) It is the intricacy and the nuances of the drawings where the genius lies…A whole lot of thought went into getting Homer Simpson looking right with his 2 strings of hair or the grey parts of his face to show him unshaven or getting Cartman to look like he’s typical outraged self; Colours & colour combinations, shapes, tones…I suspect the creators spent months if not years slowly building up each character and each setting: Mo’s Tavern, South Park Elementary…

    Who’d have thought a family of yellow coloured people would ever be a hit?…on paper that doesn’t work does it? then u haven’t seen The Simpsons!

    The Simpsons: Marge, Maggie, Homer, Bart & Lisa

    Who’d have thought a bunch of really simplistic drawings of characters with basic backgrounds…badly animated by computer would work? Then you don’t watch Southpark!

    Of course the shows are brilliantly written and are laugh out loud funny, but the thing that makes it work is the design, the original drawings that all subsequent shows are based on, which give the shows their unique ‘Feel,’ there own little cartoon universe.

    I can tell you something for free, id love to live in Springfield! :0)

    thank you

    Russell